I had a birthday on Thursday. Nice day. Unfortunately, one of my presents turned out to be a lovely yeast infection. I know. I know. EWWWWWWW!
Well, it turns out the infection isn't half as bad as the cure. The stupid f-ing advice nurse wouldn't prescribe me any Diflucan. Have you tried it? It's fabulous! You take a pill and the next thing you know, it's over! Anyway, she told me to go and buy Monistat 7. By the way, I think this was the same bitch who once chastised me for giving Aidan Tylenol when he was teething with a fever. "He doesn't need it!!!" Ok then you come to my house at 3 am and comfort my baby for the rest of the evening because when your new teeth are piercing your flesh, Tylenol is a good thing!! And you don't have to treat me like some kind of derelict hillbilly because I gave my kid one dose of Tylenol lady. I'm not going to poison him! I know how to read a label!!
Well I did what she told me. Reluctantly. And every night, about five minutes after I insert the stuff, the torture begins. Holy Mother of God! It is the worst burning and itching pain in my life. I didn't go to bed until 2:30 last night because I was in so much freakin' pain.
Like an idiot, I tried again tonight and sure enough, five minutes later it was like my hoo hoo had gone to hell.
I do not know what is going on. This has never happened to me before but apparently it's happened to many others. DId they change the formula and not tell anybody?
I googled and lookie what I found.
HERE!!!
Do not use this product ladies!!! Monistat is the work of the devil.
OMG!!!!!
I'm dying!!
Saturday, June 23, 2007
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Yikes!!!
I usually use the one-day treatment. I hate all the stuff falling out. There's one with just one little "ovule" you insert.
Good luck!
PS--I will email you to talk.
The last time I had one I used a three day treatment that wasn't too bad, yucky, but not like that. I also got some sort of homeopathic stuff, geez I wish I remembered the name, that helped.
I have a diflucan here, it expired in 2004 but you're welcome to it if you think you can last as long as the postal service.
OUCH! Hope that the hoo hoo situation improves pronto!
Also, I wanted to wish you a very happy (belated) birthday sweetie!
It's birthday season!!
You're born the day after my best friend, and mine is this weekend!
NOW YOU TELL ME! I just purchased it this freaking afternoon and now am ON FIRE!!!!
GAH!!
OMG! You'r kidding. That's terrible. Don't use it again. Use yogurt instead.
While I totally feel sorry for you, I can't help but laughing at the mental image I got when you said that your hoo hoo went to hell.
the treatment IS worse than the cure!
my doc gave me a milion-times-refillable scrip of diflucan. it usually takes a couple of doses for me, or maybe i'm just building up a tolerance?
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